
Ok, my sister begged me to blog about this, since it’s (ahem, THEY) are getting out of control.
What in the hell is wrong with all of these women walking around not wearing bras? And no, all of these women DON’T have the perky, beautiful Hollywood boobs that would make even ME go without a bra. No, these are saggy, fat, drooping, unattractive, non-conforming to ANY rules kind of breasticles that frankly, no one wants to see, not even the desperately horny, will sleep with anyone who will say yes kind of guy.
This is NOT good and quite frankly, I am starting to lose my appetite over this. This new trend for “anything goes” has gone too too far, in my opinion. And, if I see ONE more chick with a big roll in the middle that is not just peeking out, but COMPLETELY out, I will throw you out of my store!
Please people, have some decorum, would you? I think we should ALL go back to having an air of mystery about us and let’s let those flaws be found BEHIND closed doors, in the privacy of your own homes. And for GOD’S SAKE, look in THE MIRROR before you leave the house….is that so fucking hard?
Christ, why do I HAVE to tell you stupid people this?
Peace, bo-tards….