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You know what I am tired of, people? Stupid, dumbass freeloaders who think that the world owes them. It’s getting on my nerves, BIG TIME. Who in the hell do these people think they are?

I had a “customer” (I use the term loosely, since she always wanted credit…) come into my store today and wanted to know if I would extend her even more credit than we had. Mind you, she is the ONLY one we have done this for at all. When I politely told her no, that I’ve extended her too much, she chewed me a new asshole! WTF? She then said “So much for friendship” and “I don’t have to shop here anymore.” and left! Again, WTF?

I’ll tell you what the f**k!!!!  These lazy, good for nothing people who want everything handed to them have got to get the f**k up and go…get the hell out of here. It’s no one’s fault but YOUR OWN that you are without money, it’s no one’s fault but YOUR OWN that you refuse to work and want to get high and expect everyone ELSE to pay for it. It’s your OWN FAULT that you are a f**king loser who refuses to contribute anything good to our society.

In the immortal words of Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski from the killer flick, The Big Lebowski, I say to these losers…”GET A JOB, SIR.”

The next time you see a person wanting a hand-out and they give you an attitude for NOT helping them, lay into them good. Tell them the f**k off. It’s about time someone started calling these stupid, lazy son-of-a-bitches on their shit!

Thank you.

Ok, my sister begged me to blog about this, since it’s (ahem, THEY) are getting out of control.

What in the hell is wrong with all of these women walking around not wearing bras? And no, all of these women DON’T have the perky, beautiful Hollywood boobs that would make even ME go without a bra. No, these are saggy, fat, drooping, unattractive, non-conforming to ANY rules kind of breasticles that frankly, no one wants to see, not even the desperately horny, will sleep with anyone who will say yes kind of guy.

This is NOT good and quite frankly, I am starting to lose my appetite over this. This new trend for “anything goes” has gone too too far, in my opinion. And, if I see ONE more chick with a big roll in the middle that is not just peeking out, but COMPLETELY out, I will throw you out of my store!

Please people, have some decorum, would you? I think we should ALL go back to having an air of mystery about us and let’s let those flaws be found BEHIND closed doors, in the privacy of your own homes. And for GOD’S SAKE, look in THE MIRROR before you leave the house….is that so fucking hard?

Christ, why do I HAVE to tell you stupid people this?

Peace, bo-tards….

No one…I repeat, NO ONE is safe, got that?

You got a problem with me?

Hahahhaaa…..GOOD!

It’s about fucking time somebody told you dumbasss losers what was up on this planet. Guess that person has to be me.

I personally can’t think of anyone better for the job!

So bring it on, assfucks….if you have the balls.

Because there are some people in this world who WOULD hurt themselves on it, and you know it. (Btw, read the very last line on the sign…truly funny.)

LMAO!

Not sure WHAT to say for this one, to be honest with you….

Bet he didn’t even see the other sign…..can you hear it? “There was another sign?”

 Am I right?