“A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying”
Radio DJ on KUFO-The Rock of Portland
Well…..isn’t it? (Editor’s note: Insert my high pitched, maniacal laughter here, please…)
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Sometimes Radio D.J.s Say The Best Shit!
Las Vegas Is A Shit Town, I Agree….
If there could ever exist a Hell on earth, it would be Las Vegas. I don’t give a DAMN what the Nevadans think either. I lived in that shit town for 6 months and it was 6 months TOO LONG. Everything goes there and when I say that, I...
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You Know What Really Burns My Ass?
People who call themselves animal lovers, yet are letting the wildlife in their own backyard (who have been relying on them for food for years) starve because they just don’t feel like going to the store to buy the food.
I fucking hate people like that. I wish to God...
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Please Help The Earthquake Victims In Haiti!
Donate, donate, DONATE!!! All it takes is a little money on our parts to save the Haitians from dying from disease and injuries and many more things we can’t even fathom…!
Click here to go to the Network For Good Website!
Want me to make it even EASIER for you to help the...
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First Snow Of The 2009 Winter Season!
Portland, Oregon 12/29/2009
The Obligatory Snow In My Hair Pic!
My 2nd Year Snowman Tradition!
Stay warm out there!
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A Sound Environmental Idea…
Save The Planet….
Wear a FUCKING CONDOM!!!
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A Perverted Joke To Make Friday A Little Brighter!
There was this guy who had been having alot of trouble trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
“Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news,” she says. “The...
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Kids Need TWO Flu Shots To Ward Off Swine Flu!
Accordine to Reuters, children under the age of 9 may very well need TWO of the H1N1 flu shots to be fully protected. And I quote…”Up to 30 million doses of vaccine against the pandemic H1N1 flu have been delivered to the U.S. government and production is now picking...
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I Know It’s Not Christmas Yet, But….
You can never get into the Christmas spirit too early, I always say! I found this awesome version of Blue Christmas, sung by Porky Pig..
Look here for more funny Christmas stuff….cuz I just loves me some Christmas!!
Love & Hugs!
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Keeping Our Kids Safe Just Got A Little Easier….
And when you can’t, keep an eye on this website….IT’S FREE and it allows you to check not only for sex offenders near you, but it also let’s you see all kinds of criminals that live near you as well. You can search by address or by name, if you...
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